soul

n. 1. a valuable object that is issued to you at birth for safekeeping. If you take proper care of it, it will be rewarded forever. If you don’t take proper care of it, it will be punished forever. It is not clear in this arrangement what happens to you while your soul is rewarded or punished forever. See hell, heaven. 2. a sort of vehicle that is leased from the heavenly dealership. It comes with a lifetime warranty. However, the management can take it back at any time if you violate the fine print. This fine print is unfortunately too tiny for you to read. It can only be read by certain blessed individuals who presumably have stronger glasses. 3. a piece of equipment that you think you have, but that is actually what you are. 4. One certainly has a soul; but how it came to allow itself to be enclosed in a body is more than I can imagine. I only know if once mine gets out, I'll have a bit of a tussle before I let it get in again to that or any other. [Lord Byron]





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