heaven

n. 1. a place where the food, climate, and views are spectacular, but where the entertainment is largely harp music. Show tunes and classical music are generally allowed, though there are significant exceptions. Soul music is borderline. Hard rock and rap are definitely not permitted. 2. a sort of perpetual massage parlor where you can have anything you want for eternity. In other words, a place of hellish boredom.





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