television

n. 1. a highly efficient, ultra-modern method of piping raw sewage into your brain. 2. a medium that seeks to amuse as many as possible while offending as few as possible. 3. the modern substitute for reading. 4. the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what the people want. [Clive Barnes]





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