psychology
n. 1. a mind-numbingly
simplistic subject that has not solved one human problem personal, political, economic, or social, but which
has wormed its way into a dominant position in education, the courts,
government, business, medicine,
the media, and popular culture – and which, predictably, has caused calamatous declines in all those areas.
2. the preferred college major of less intelligent people. 3. a religion of the mind founded on three beliefs:
(a) man is an animal; (b) man thinks with his brain. (Corollary: The mind, if it exists, is irrelevant.) (c) man cannot be changed; therefore he must be conned into
correct behavior. (Corollary: The mind, if it exists, cannot be changed; therefore it
must be conned into thinking right thoughts.) See complexity of the mind,
I.Q., law of the incurability of
conditions, law of effective subjects,
accept, contentment, lie, the big.
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