psychologist

n. 1. a student of rats and other creatures that he considers most similar to human beings; a ratologist. 2. a mental health practitioner who cures people by labeling them with scientific-sounding names. In this he is the heir to the necromancer, who believed that knowing a demon’s name gave him control over it. 3. a neurotic who does his best to help other neurotics, but who is really just trying to figure himself out. 4. an auto mechanic who asserts that no one can understand an engine and that engines cannot be really fixed, so the driver must learn to accept his malfunctioning engine as it is.





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