freeway
n. 1. a multi-laned thoroughfare
designed for rapid, unimpeded travel, especially through metropolitan areas, which can usually be counted
on to be a bit faster than an old lady in a powered wheelchair. 2. a fast conduit that permits city hordes
to invade new outlying areas, turning the country into suburb and the fast conduit into a slow one – leading
inevitably to a freeway improvement project. 3. the brainchild
of oil companies and motor vehicle manufacturers to maximize the
production of smog.
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